If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards
See I don’t think bisexuals are like unicorns, I think we’re more like dinosaurs. Because we know they definitely existed but also there are some people who get really mad and defensive and insist that they didn’t exist and it becomes a whole big thing for them and while everyone else looks on and goes ‘you cannot be serious’ it does do actual societal harm when they spew their crap without any critical discourse around it.
And also we’re terrifying giant lizards.
confession: sometimes I squeeze those MIO flavor things directly into alcohol and just fuckin go for it
*adds to To-Do list*